Nar''uto's training grounds

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dante wat is sooo funny

*activates sharingan*

dante what is sooo funny tell me plz * sand pours outta gourd *

*i do handsigns*

* it begins to snow as i walk on to the training field* hmmm

* 2 clones are in front of me*

* preforms handsigns * u planin to atk me

* we come dashing at you hitting you maniacally*

* i smiles* dang kids these days* it begins to snow harder*

* crumbles into sand and it wraps around ur clones killing them and i come out of a nearby tree * nice y r u tryin to kill me cuz i don't feel like killing someone today

hahahah
* kuni come from all areas*

is that rly goning to do anything to me * lifts arm up and sand creates a dome around me *

haha

* i attack the dome*
hehe

* dome opens but i am not inside u see me above and i throw 5 shuriken at the and the sand and wrapping around u also *

* shurikens turn into sand and cut ur arms i then am next to u * that sand contained pousin in it that will kill u and 3 min and if u don't say sry for atking me u will die cuz i only no the cure * sand goes into gourd and i jump down and sit by a tree and u start to feel weak * it should be kicking in now

i feel high

so do u have something to say or would u like to die * sand cuts naruto * if he doesn't say sry naruto u die too

i.........................................am...............................................................................

ok fine naruto u have 2 min left dante u have 1 min till death

i............................................................................cant breath

ok * gets up and walks off * bye

me........................................................sorry

ok now listen put ur heads bac and open ur mouths and this could hurt ur throat

i....................................*i am unconcious*

i kinda thought this was gonna happen * opens dantes mouth and sand pours outta my gourd and goes down dantes mouth and goes into his blood veins and everything and the sand comes out with the pousin and goes bac into the gourd and i smile
* ok naruto ur turn

* a kuni hits your back by one of my stupid clones*

*starts to feel pain then poofs..*

real me: *is on tree reading*

thx for hitting me dante and naruto idk it was for fun and don't worry dante should wake up in about 30 sec

yea call it my new hobby for u besies u desevred it for acting crazy yesterday

*throws up*

ok first u got mad at me for being at the hot spring then said habio did something and then habio was teasting u * habio spells i will kill u naruto and enjoy it *

wat the fuck

ok habio doesn't ever say that unless he has tasted ur blood and he hasn't been near u * habio spells shut up monkey boy * and dante whats wrong

*looks at you with red eyes*

whast wrong dante

* i talk in a possessed voice*
calm down you ape

* habio spells come on monkey boy rite here * naruto what is wrong with u

shut the fuck up

*claws grow*